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Sunday morning man she woke up fighting mad 
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bitchin' and moaning on and on about the time I had 
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and by Tuesday you could say that girl was good as gone 
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then when Thursday came around I was all alone
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so I went for a drive to clear my mind and ended up at a shell on I-65

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Then I won 100 bucks on a scratch off ticket 
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bought two 12 packs and a tank of gas with it 
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she swore they were a waste of time aww but she was wrong 
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I was caller #5 on the radio station
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won a 4 day 3 night beach vacation
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deep sea senorita fishin' down in panama
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I ain't gotta see my ex-future mother in law anymore 
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oohh lord when it rains it pours
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when it rains it pours 

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Now she was sure real quick to up and apologize 
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when she heard about my new found luck on the FM dial
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and its crazy how lately now it just seems to come in waves 
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what I thought was gonna be the death of me was my saving grace 
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its got me thinking that her leavin' is the only logical reason 

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that I got the last spot in the hooters parking lot 
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and the waitress left her number on my check with a heart 
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she picked up on the first ring when I gave her a call 
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and I only spent 5 bucks at the moose club raffle 
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won a used four-wheeler and 3 free passes
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for me and two of my buddies to play a round of golf 
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I ain't gotta see my ex-future mother in law anymore 
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oh lord when it rains it pours
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when it rains it pours

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I've been on one hell of a redneck road for 3 weeks now
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it all started on the day that she walked out

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Then I won 100 bucks on a scratch off ticket 
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bought two 12 packs and a tank of gas with it 
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she swore they were a waste of time aww but she was wrong 
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I was caller #5 on the radio station
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won a 4 day 3 night beach vacation
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deep sea senorita fishin' down in panama
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I ain't gotta see my ex-future mother in law anymore 
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oohh lord when it rains it pours
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when it rains it pours